he is so gosh darn
cool you can not stop
to question his over
powering
coolness
 
 

The original kung-fu master of Denmark, Huckleberry Lain was forced to leave Europe for accidentally sneezing on someone.  Finding himself in the ruins of South America and finally realizing that Madonna and the Madonna would not get along because they have nothing in common with each other, he decided to set off to New York to join The Factory.  Unfortunately for Andy, Huckleberry was about 20 years too late to take the reigns and head up all of the artistic productions of New York City.

He spent a few years in the Big Apple where he had to sell pirated DVD’s of old Tom Selleck movies and oregano, which he mistook for opium, so that he could fund his true passion of being a stripper on the Upper West Side.

Eventually, he was approached by a Hollywood studio executive at a night club he was working at who told him that an internship getting coffee for the copy boy at Universal Pictures in Los Angeles.  Huckleberry decided to take the opportunity.  However, there were certain exaggerations the executive expressed to him and it turned out the coffee internship was actually an acceptance to the graduate program at the University of Southern California in the Department of Animation.

Since Huckleberry has entered the Department he has been able to bring it back down to the low quality status that once flourished at the School of Cinematic Arts during the time of Kenneth Anger and Gregory Markopoulos when they were students at USC.  He has currently decided to degrade himself to using Motion Capture – a worn out and completely dead technology that only hobbyists attempt to master.